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Infertile Zombie Woman!
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This came about on our email support group in response to discussions about feeling like a zombie at times. We decided to make a horror movie about it.
(Many of our members offered to star in this movie!)
Attack of the Infertile Zombie Woman!
She runs around in a pink sheet, drawing moustaches on pregnant
women, knocking down diaper displays in the supermarket, and biting the
heads off of people who complain about their kids.
She is especially dangerous on Mother's Day, grabbing all the wilting flower handouts and scattering torn-up petals and stems all over the cultural hall.
After one rampage (a bad one - apparently after three babies were blessed on a single Fast Sunday), an infertility doctor was found duct taped to his own exam table with his feet in stirrups. He reported that the zombie woman threatened him with a sonogram probe and demanded answers to embarrasing questions about his bodily functions and his sex life until he broke down in tears...
...and then she took all his money.
:)
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